Spankable Bottom Of The Week

Technically, it should Spankable Bottoms Of The Week, as the honor goes to three flight attendants from Spanko Airlines.  Remember, if they don't give you the service you deserve, you get to give them the spankings they deserve!  I hope you've purchased your tickets in advance, as these flights are always full for some reason.....

And then there's the pilot, Captain Willa St. Cyr.  She promises to get you there on time.  If the flight is late, or you miss your connection, every passenger gets to smack her with the Official Spanko Airlines paddle as they deplane....

So try one flight with Spanko Airlines and I'm sure you'll agree--the skies don't get any friendlier than this!