Getting Down To Business

She looks like she means business --

So does he --

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(All photos courtesy of Firm Hand Spanking.

Are We Having Fun Yet?

Do you have the feeling one of these ladies is having more fun than the other one?

Oh, good.  It's not just my imagination, then.....

Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week

I had to go "archive diving" to come up with the candidate for this version of Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week.  Still, I can't think of a better, lovelier, nicer ambassador for This Thing We Do, and that makes her the logical choice for this week, next week, any week and every week.

Is it an old picture?  Yes.  Does that matter?  No.  Not when the Spankable Bottom Of The Week belongs to Jennifer Brooks.

Photo Caption Fun

"He watched us get our bare bottoms spanked yesterday.  You bet I'm going to just stand here and enjoy this!"

Fifty Shades Of....Who?

The casting for the lead roles in the Fifty Shades Of Grey has finally been done.  And if you think the recent casting of Ben Affleck as Batman in the next Superman movie caused a furor, you ain't seen nothing yet!  Here are the stars::

In the lead role of Christian Grey--actor Charlie Hunnam (Sons of Anarchy, Pacific Rim)

And cast as Anastasia--actress Dakota Johnson.  Dakota is the daughter of actors Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith.

Here's 5 things we know for sure about the 50 Shades movie:

1.  The movie will be out Aug. 1, 2014.  That seems to be set in stone for some reason.

2.  The people in charge sort of knew all along that whoever was cast as Christian Grey, people were going to be disappointed.

3.  Even though the casting of Dakota Johnson was announced first, in actuality the actor portraying Christian Grey was going to be the first role cast, and then a decision would be made as to who would play Anastasia.  The chemistry between the two actors was what would be important--it had to be perfect and explosive.

4.  Everybody (the studios, the producers, E. L. James) was monitoring the Internet chatter about the movie and who the fans thought should be cast.  (For that matter, the Internet chatter if probably still being monitored....)

5.  There are currently NO plans for movies based on the second or third book.  (Perhaps the script for this movie will cover all three....?)

Number 2, above, proved to be particularly prophetic,  Just like the casting of Ben Affleck as Batman, fans immediately started a petition against the casting of Charlie Hunnam as Christian Grey.  Apparently they couldn't see past the scruffy, dirty looking character he portrays on Sons of Anarchy.  People should relax and look past that show's publicity photos.  I think Mr. Hunnam is going to clean up nicely for the Grey role.

And--pretty much as the petition to replace Ben Affleck--I think it's a safe bet that the petition against Charlie Hunnam will be totally ignored....

Radio Spanko--A Brief Re-visit

Usually when I hear talk of spanking on the radio, it's coming from the "Lori and Julia show" on FM 107.1 here in Minnesota.  This time I caught a very brief mention from a different program, the "Jason and Alexis" show, which is the station's early morning program.

I sometimes think Alexis's mind works on a different level from everyone else's.  I think she blurts out the first thoughts that come to her mind, sometimes, which can have hilarious results.  She's also very tender-hearted, often trying to put a good spin on a not-so-good story.  She's very open and honest, which has led to her letting us know of her fondness for granny panties (full coverage and comfortable) and, when speaking of her childhood, she confesses that "I earned every spanking I ever got!"

Last week, during a segment on animals, they started tossing around the question of, "If you could have one animal attribute, what would you choose?"  The producer of the show, Marley, chose flying, I believe.  Jason, for some reason, said that he would like to have a beaver tail!  Marley asked him why and, for that matter, what did beavers even use them for?  Jason brought up the fact that, in building their dams, they could use the flat tails to pat down the mud holding the dam together.

At which point Alexis, who was clearly thinking of other uses for those flat beaver tails, broke in under the conversation and said, "Imagine those spankings!  That would be nasty!"

Much to my surprise, neither Jason or Marley picked up on what she said, or commented on it.

I heard it, though..... :-)

And This Week's Winner Is......

So, who should be named this time as Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week?

Taylor Swift?

A poolside tanning Selena Gomez?

No, after her performance at the VMAs, the award this week pretty much has to go to Miley Cyrus.

Her parents must be so proud.....

(Actually, her parents are probably consulting their GPS using the phrase, "Nearest woodshed"......)

The Target--A Second Look

I received a comment from the web-ed of the Chicago Spanking Review about my last post, which I called, "The Target".  He pointed out that it looked a lot like a recreation of a drawing done by pin-up artist Gil Elvgren.  He was also nice enough to send a copy of the drawing along.

First, here's the photo I used.  I had cropped it a bit for the previous post, but here it is in full:

Next, here's the pin-up postcard by Elvgren, titled Near Miss:

What do you think?  To me, with the exception of the positioning of the right arm, I'd have to say that the web-ed has a keen eye (not to mention a keen memory) and is right on the money....

They Call Her The Streak

Time for another Spankable Bottom Of The Week?  Sure, why not?  And this time it's easy to come up a candidate.

The fine art of "streaking" just never seems to die out.  There's always someone willing to carry on the tradition.  And recently, at the President's Cup golf tournament, a young lady by the name of Kimberly Webster did just that.  Wearing nothing but shoes, a thong, a couple of strategically placed scrapbooking stickers on her upper frontals, and carrying an American flag, she managed to inject a little life into the proceedings.  According to Kimberly, she just wanted to have fun and add a little excitement to the day.

I'd say she succeeded.

I've Said It Before....

You can swat the skirt....

You can paddle the pants....

But the REAL spanking doesn't begin until the panties are pulled down and the bottom is bared!  Everything before that was just "warm-up".....

(Photos courtesy of Punished Brats.  Pictured are David Pierson and one of my all-time favorite Punished Brats models, Brittney.)

Not Your Childhood Nursery Rhyme

Mary, Mary was quite contrary

Or so her poem does go

But even that Miss

Just couldn't resist

These pretty spankees all in a row

Not Exactly Goldilocks

The first paddle was too hard.

The second paddle was too soft.

But the third paddle was just right......

Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week

It won't be long before everybody is bundling up in warm clothing and big coats, and the girl-watching (and, more important for us spankos, the bottom-watching) will be hard to come by during those long, bleak winter months.  Not really a problem for those of you living in a warm and sunny clime, of course.  For those who aren't so fortunate, never fear--Dr. Ken will do his best to keep you supplied with more cute bottoms than you can shake a stick at (if that's your idea of a good time).

This time, the spankable bottom belongs to actress Rachel Bilson, star of the TV show, "Hart of Dixie".  This photo should keep everybody toasty warm for a week or two.....


"DKSBOTW", if you haven't worked it out already, stands for "Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week".  And this week's candidate came in a round-about way.

I was doing online image searches for some of my favorite actresses from TV.  (Yes, it was Saturday, I had no one to actually spank, I was bored....)  Anyway, I entered one name, and the usual slew of .jpgs came up, and this picture was among them--which is strange, because I'm pretty sure it's NOT the actress I was searching for.  It could be her, I guess--people's looks do change over time--it just doesn't look like the mental image I have of her.

This happens at times, I know.  Search engines can sometimes focus on the wrong thing and give you stuff you don't want.  I admit I was a little disappointed that it wasn't the person I was searching for, since it's a nice enough photo.

Still, even if it's someone I don't know--the picture is good enough to make her the Spankable Bottom Of The Week!

She's Got The Look

If you're a Spanker, you're quite familiar with "The Look".  It's the expression on her face right after you've spanked her for the very first time and you finally let her get up from being over your knees.

"The Look" is a mixture, a wide range of emotions.  Surprise.  Wonder.  Shock (and probably a bit of awe, too).  Indignation--although it's hard to pull off "indignant" right after you've been face down over a knee, bare bottom upturned and dancing under a descending palm, panties around your ankles and spending several minutes saying things like, "I'm sorry!  I'm sorry!", or, "I'll be good, I promise!", or, "I'll never do it again!"

The chief emotion displayed on her face, though, is Disbelief.  She really can't believe what just happened.  Put into words, it's a look that says, " SPANKED me!?!"

It's going to take a little time to sink in, time for her to fully grasp what just happened and the implications it has for the future.  The one thing she does know is that her world has just been (somewhat literally) turned upside down.....and things are never going to be the same again.  And she's right.  Her relationship with you isn't going to be the same ever again.

What she doesn't quite know yet?  It's going to be better.

Prepare Yourself

Sometimes, as part of the pre-spanking ritual, a naughty young lady has to prepare herself for the upcoming bottom-warming.....

An Express Look is an online Men's and Women's clothing store.  At the moment, when you go there, this is the first photo you run into.  It's also on their mail catalog.  You might call it a cover photo.

I'm calling it Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week--for obvious reasons.

It's 2014!

Best wishes to you for 2014!  It's a brand-spanking-New Year!  Time to celebrate! celebrate your way.....I'll celebrate mine!

Happy New Year, everybody!