Another little song parody for you. Not the entire song, just a few verses. This is to the tune of, "Santa, Baby":
Spanko, baby,
Kindly put me over your knees
Yes, please
Been an awfully bad girl
Spanko, baby
So spank my naughty bottom tonight
Spanko, baby
Just pull my panties down if you dare
Quite bare
Really got this coming
Spanko, baby
So spank my naughty bottom tonight
Spanko, baby
The wooden paddle's waiting for you
Aim true
Don't forget the sit-spot
Spanko, baby
And spank my naughty bottom tonight
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The Discussion
"Of course we can talk about this....
"And this is the way I talk about things with a misbehaving wife who breaks the household rules!"
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Happy Holiday, USA!
"Okay, okay, I promise! I'll never serve Tofurkey again!! (But can I at least keep wearing this politically incorrect but sexy outfit?)"
Happy Thanksgiving to all of my fellow Americans!...
2 Broke Girls
There's a whole lot of bottom-smacking going on in the Oct. 7th CBS TV show, 2 Broke Girls--very light, to be sure, but still there. It's Season 3, episode 3, and it's no surprise that the episode is titled, "2 Broke Girls And The Kitty Kitty Spank Spank".
(Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs as Max and Caroline of 2 Broke Girls)
In the episode, Max wants to take in a stray cat, bur roommate Caroline insists that they try to find it a better home. One of the people they try is the owner of the diner they work in, Han.
(Diner owner Han, played by Matthew Moy)
Han is...
Photo Caption Fun
"Oddly enough, this is exactly how the girls looked a half-hour later when they lined up and bent over to be paddled by the school disciplinarian for this incident.....
Spankable Bottom Of The Week
The Minnesota Vikings football team has absolutely sucked this year. I mean, they've been horrible. The defense can't stop anybody, we have a starting QB who, as near as I can tell, isn't anywhere near being an NFL-caliber quarterback (he makes an accurate long pass about once every 5 games), our star running back has been hurting and not running like he's capable of doing.....I could go on, but it would only make me crazy.
The only good thing about this football season is that we played a Thursday night game not too long ago. Yes, we actually won that game, but I was actually...
Pixie's Got A Brand New Blog
Remember this woman?
Of course you do. It's everybody's favorite punished brat, Amber "Pixie" Wells. And I'm happy to announce that she's started a brand new blog!
It's called, Amber Pixie Wells, and the subheading reads, Pixie's Thoughts On Spanking....And Everything Else. The plan is for the blog to be a place where she can discuss whatever she wants to discuss. Naturally, a lot of that will be spanking related, but she reserves the right to post about whatever she wants--for instance, the pies she baked for Thanksgiving dinner, If you've read my profile (and...
Spankable Wonder Bottom Of The Week
It was announced this past week that the next Superman movie would not only include Batman, played by Ben Affleck, but would also have Wonder Woman as well!
If it were up to me, the casting here would be a no-brainer. I've always thought that actress Daniela Ruah of the CBS show, "NCIS: LOS ANGELES" would make a great Wonder Woman.
I mean, seriously--tell me she wouldn't be a perfect fit for the Wonder Woman head band and a pair of star-spangled hot pants.
However, Hollywood seldom, if ever, consults with me when it comes to the casting of movies. The role of Wonder...
Oh, Holy Crap
This blog doesn't have many recurring features, but it does have a few. "Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week" is the latest. There's also "Photo Caption Fun" where I'll take a spanking picture from the net and try to think of something funny to add in the way of dialogue or a description. There's also a long-standing tradition of song parodies. (And when I say, "long-standing", I mean I just made that part up.)
Since it's the Christmas season and Christmas songs are everywhere, the idea for a parody popped into my head the other day. It's not a complete song--no...
Taylor Swift--Maybe....?
Singer/songwriter Taylor Swift is not one to sit back and rest on her laurels.
Making albums, touring, making guest appearances here and there to promote her songs, writing and creating new material...she seems like the sort of person who has several plans in the air and is always looking to the next new project.
It was mentioned recently that one of those possible future projects might have her starring in a biopic of Joni Mitchell.
This is of interest to us, of course, because in his recent book, Graham Nash told of turning Joni over his knee and giving her a spanking. It sounds, in...
Christmas Eve
December 24th is a very busy time for Santa Claus. There are always those last minute touches that need doing, and Santa has to pay attention to each and every detail.
For instance, he has to finish taking care of the "Naughty" list. As you can imagine, this can take some time--
And, even though their work is almost done, he still has to make sure that the elves stay motivated.
While Santa can't keep tabs on all the elves that he lends out to department stores and shopping malls, he does make sure that each store manager has explicit instructions and...
And The Spankable Bottom Of The Week Is.......
After seeing some of the pictures that came out of the 2014 Golden Globes, I must admit I was all set to name Emma Watson (better known as Hermione from the Harry Potter movies) as "Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week"--especially after seeing her in that Dior hospital gown...er, dress. The gown looks normal from the front, but is open down the back. Her back is bare, but she is wearing pants.
I figured I'd check out a few photos, find the most fetching photo of her bum, and that would be that. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that the pants were actually...
By Any Other Name...
I know this is usually called "mooning". I prefer to call it "just asking for a good spanking'!
The girl on the left should be spanked, as well.....for "most obviously fake reaction to someone mooning"...
My 6-year Blogiversary!!
Maybe it's because I've been somewhat busy and distracted. Maybe it's the mind-numbing Winter weather we've been having. Maybe I'm getting old (naw, it couldn't possibly be that!). Whatever the reason, I managed to skip right by this blog's Anniversary date!
January 16, 2008. I sat down in front of my computer after browsing through many a spanking blog and said to myself, "Heck, I can do that." And now, 6 years later, I'm still trying to convince myself of that fact. It certainly hasn't been as easy as I thought it was going to be--but it's sure been fun!
I...
Spankable Bottom Of The Week
Technically, it should Spankable Bottoms Of The Week, as the honor goes to three flight attendants from Spanko Airlines. Remember, if they don't give you the service you deserve, you get to give them the spankings they deserve! I hope you've purchased your tickets in advance, as these flights are always full for some reason.....
And then there's the pilot, Captain Willa St. Cyr. She promises to get you there on time. If the flight is late, or you miss your connection, every passenger gets to smack her with the Official Spanko Airlines paddle as they deplane....
So...
