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Can I Get A Drumroll?

So I was walking through a department store the other day.  I passed the ladies lingerie section and saw a sign that read, "All panties reduced 20%".

I thought to myself, "Well, thank God.  They use too much fabric in those things as it is......"

I was in a department store the next day, and as I walked past the Women's section, I saw a sign that said, "All panties half-off".

I said to myself, "Ridiculous!  In order to give her a proper spanking, they should be all the way off!"

These are the jokes, folks......Can I get a drumroll and a cymbal crash, please?.....Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week......