I thought to myself, "Well, thank God. They use too much fabric in those things as it is......"
I was in a department store the next day, and as I walked past the Women's section, I saw a sign that said, "All panties half-off".
I said to myself, "Ridiculous! In order to give her a proper spanking, they should be all the way off!"
These are the jokes, folks......Can I get a drumroll and a cymbal crash, please?.....Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week......